Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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