I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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