He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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