I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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