hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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