If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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