Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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