Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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