so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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