FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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