that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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