We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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