so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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