What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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