I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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