he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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