I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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