My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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