I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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