David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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