I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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