They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dick very happy bro
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
