Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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