Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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