At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
