ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.