States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.