I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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