I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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