i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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