You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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