I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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