It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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