does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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