Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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