STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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