some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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