just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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