im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Man, jail baloney is awful.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
