So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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