I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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