The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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