I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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