am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
handjob tips. give me some.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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