yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Damn victory sex feels great
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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