i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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