I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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