I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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