took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
