It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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