I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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