There was a lot of him and a little penis
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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