never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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