he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
