it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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