i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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