Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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