God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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