We're facebook friends in real life
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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