She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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