guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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