when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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