Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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